i just wanted some sushi…

…not for the owner of sushi noodle town to yell at me.

here are some things I overheard at uni this week

“what is this place I’ve never seen this in my life” “it’s the fuckin’ library bro” “oh…”

“oh my god seriously that guy is so shit I hate him. he talks about people behind their backs all the time. I HATE it when people talk about other people behind their backs, he’s such a cunt”

“he was like, so premature all the time. When he dumped me I was like ‘that’s fine because you’re terrible at sex’. I’d still date him again though”

“he programmed my number in to his phone under the name ‘sexy ho’ so that’s what comes up when I call him. i really want to go out with him”

“oi nah, like, the world wars were good cos like, germany got all their aggression out. If they didn’t do it then they’d be totally insane by now”

“this bitch fainted on the train today and we got held up for like an hour. Seriously, if you know you’re going to be sick don’t go on the fucking train when I need to get to uni”
“yeah I know some people are so selfish”*

“uni is just something to do until I can go full time at work, then I’ll just do that for my career” “where do you work?” “mcdonalds”

I am going to murder someone

*there was not a hint of irony in this statement